I
AM A BAD AMERICAN
I
AM A BAD AMERICAN!!
I
Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.
I
like big cars, big tits, and non-filter cigarettes.
I
believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some mid-level
governmental functionary with a bad comb over who wants to give it away to crack
addicts squirting out babies.
China
approaches our plane in international waters with fighter jets, crashes into it
forcing us into an emergency landing, seizes our plane and holds our crewmen
captive and then demands an apology......here's your apology China.....FUCK
YOU!
I'm
not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way,
dammit.
I’m
Not “Politically Correct”
I
think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
I
believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
Japan
uses a sneak attack on us during World War II and wreaks havoc on Pearl Harbor
which forces the U.S. into the war.
Then
we recently apologized to Japan for dropping the bomb on Hiroshima which helped
to end the war.
Here's
an amendment to that apology......FUCK YOU TOO!
I
don't think being a minority makes you noble or
victimized.
I
don't celebrate Kwanzaa.
I
believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, Or anything else, you'd better do
it in English.
I
don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular opinions
or actions.
I
think Oprah is a big fat pig.
I
think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
I
think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working
at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put your pansy
ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to be
enlightened.
I
don't want to eat or drink anything with the words light, lite or fat-free on
the package.
Hillary
Clinton is a Lying, two faced, carpet-munching,
lesbian,bitch.
My
heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine
Woman.
I
don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I
know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about
it.
I've
never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert
after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches or been
persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut-the-fuck-up
already.
I
want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev. Jessie Jackson preaches.
And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of the problem and
not the solution.
I
think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're running from
them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over if you are breaking
the law, regardless of what color you are.
I
think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you
deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the
next four years.
I
worry about dying… before I get even.
I
hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell me crap or
trying to guilt me into making donations' to their cause.
These
people should be targets.
I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.
I
think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect food.
I
enjoy watching high-speed pursuits, the more damage the
better.
I
believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two
parents.
I
think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend
they are a political statement.
I
think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
I'm
neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the mainstream
media would like the world to believe otherwise.
I
believe if she has her lips on your dick, it is sex, and it is sex for both of
you. This even applies when she is a fat pig with self-esteem issues, and you
are President of the United States. Is means is, dumbass.
If
that makes me a bad American, then yes, I'm a bad American.
You
will get NO apology from me for it.
If
you too are a bad American please forward this to everyone you know. We need our
country back.